CNN URGES U.S. NOT TO INVADE IRAQ UNTIL SWEEPS
Pre-sweeps regime change would be ‘disastrous,’ TV News giant says.
Funny! I almost believed it — THAT’S a helluva testament to what’s “realistic” these days — til I got to the end:
In other cable news news, Special Operations forces conducting mop-up missions in Afghanistan scoured the area near Tora Bora looking for any remnants of Geraldo Rivera’s career.
While they have found no signs of the pistol-packing newsman’s career as of yet, they warned that their mission is far from over.
“Remember, we thought Phil Donahue’s career had been eliminated, and there are still shreds of that hanging around,” said a Special Ops spokesman.
Let’s be careful out there!
