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[Washington Post]:
Apparently you may never speak the words ‘fair and balanced’ again. Fox ‘owns’ them — more IP gone amok — and is suing comedian and potential competitor Franken for using them.
As far as the personal attacks go, Franken responded, when I read `intoxicated or deranged’ and `shrill and unstable’ in their complaint, I thought for a moment I was a Fox commentator.
Can I buy I vowel?