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SUPREME COURT RULES EARNINGS SHOULD BE PROTECTED AS “ART”
Washington, D.C. (SatireWire.com)
In a surprise decision that exonerates dozens of major companies, the U.S. Supreme Court today ruled that corporate earnings statements should be protected as works of art, as they “create something from nothing.”